the sh.info

mattmc:

creationmuseum.org asks the question “is our children learning?”

521 days ago

Spam Email:

Can general decision theory help us in this field to delineate rational decision methods for solving ill-posed problems in semi-unknown environments?

527 days ago

Greg:

You know what they say about big hands… small iPhone

538 days ago

kiki:

its was like a freaken lazer beam

540 days ago

topherchris:

I was about to enjoy a Yoplait when one of the live & active cultures sprang out. I named him Pierre and we are now traveling through time.

540 days ago

mattmc:

greg.empty (“trash”) unless ‘trash’.include? “my homework”

541 days ago

mattmc:

to blog is a verb. and virb has a blog. discuss

546 days ago

Matt:

why is it that geeks are the most sarcastic people on earth? I think it has a lot to do with being unofficial tech support for the planet…

550 days ago

Derek:

Wonders how many people customized the new Mac Pro to entertain themselves.

550 days ago

MattMc:

dear annoying guy playing guitar outside: you suck. go join a bad noisecore band.

551 days ago

Homeless Brian:

I think MTV should come out with a show called “Pimp my Blog” They can show lots of people how to put animated gifs and glitter graphics all over there blogs. yuck!

551 days ago

Dom:

Meredith invents Twitter 2.0 by asking, “Why are you doing that?”

552 days ago

A T-Shirt:

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

553 days ago

Matt:

I have a myspace with like 7,500 friends. I think i’ll just spam them constantly. That’s way more vengeful than deleting the account!

554 days ago

Greg:

Matt thought that our ceiling was sound proof because he never hears anyone above us.. or maybe its because we are on the top floor.

554 days ago

Amedika:

It was a itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, damnit I hate Yogurt!!

554 days ago

Homeless Brian:

My boss just called me on the shop line and asked “Are you at the shop?” I told him “No… I went for a ride”. He didn’t think it was funny.

554 days ago

topherchris:

I haven’t been this excited about a new vacuum cleaner since I worked as a housekeeper in a Motel 6 in Barstow and went by “Donna.”

554 days ago

Matthew:

If I put off my work to watch Merlin Mann’s Show… is it fair that he’s a productivity expert?

554 days ago

Skaggin:

so get this, i had a dream i was a muffler… and i woke up exhausted. i hate that.

555 days ago