-Paper cuts hurt like hell.
-War is hell.
-Paper cuts hurt like war.
-You don’t know the shit I’ve been through.
mks gd snse tht shinfo cld b appld to th alphbt. All th spc tht gts wstd on vwls in lrgr wds wsts grt amts of ppr and cltrs up th kbrds of cmptrs. So instd of spl chk we cld use a vwl rmvr.
hll! prgmrs hv shrtnd wrds fr a while now.
Vwls = shnfo
What will we have if shinfo as a concept itself becomes shinfo? Scientists and mathematicians have been wrestling with this conundrum for several hours. They have concluded the following rule:
Shinfo is actually the dark matter of the universe and as such makes up over 70% of the mass of the universe. So the relevance of shinfo is everlasting, so long as no one turns on the universal flashlight and exposes existence for what it’s worth. Shinfo.
I saw a girl with the inside of her lip pierced this morning. You know…. The area that connects your lip to your gums. I don’t get it… I think I might get a strange place on my body pierced now. Like maybe my armpit?
Everyone has a boss. Most are either assholes or idiots. A sure-fire way to tell which kind you have:
Ask them for a raise
1. If they give it to you they’re an idiot.
2. If they don’t they’re an asshole.